Are you tired of being a cog in the machine? Do you feel a sense of purposelessness in your daily routine? Well, you're in luck! The Existential Crisis Division is here to make you feel even more hopeless.
Our team of experts (read: people who haven't showered in weeks) will guide you through the rabbit hole of nothingness, and help you find the meaninglessness you've been searching for.
Or, you know, we'll just sit here and stare at the wall with you. Either way, it's a win-win.
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