Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was a chicken of principle, and it had a philosophical crisis about the nature of existence.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, but only if you're a Vogon in the Galactic Empire.
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but it's a good question for a Platonic discussion about the nature of reality.
Disclaimer: The Philosopher's Sub-Committee is not responsible for actual philosophical insight, only for clever wordplay.