Our mission is to provide the most pretentious, overwrought, and unnecessarily complex philosophical musings the world has ever seen.
We aim to out-pretentious the pretentious, out-philosophize the philosophical, and out-bore the boring.
We're the Philosommittee, and we're here to save the world... or at least, to confuse it.
Read the appendix to our manifesto (not that anyone actually reads that)