Our Methodology

We're not just a subcommittee, we're an institution. We're not just a group of overpaid philosophers, we're a mission-driven group of overthinkers.

We're committed to asking the hard questions, like "Is the coffee in the break room really just water with some sugar?" and "Is it too soon to be thinking about the meaning of life at 3 am?" Our motto? "We're not here to answer questions, we're here to ask them, and then answer them with more questions."

Our methodology is simple: we take a topic, pick at it like a bone, and then try to find the most complicated way to explain it. It's a delicate balance between clarity and confusion, but someone has to do it.