"In the year 2050, robots will serve you with such efficiency that you'll wonder how you ever lived without them."
Our first principle is the cornerstone of our utopian society: the total surrender of human agency to automation. Why bother with the mundane tasks of life when our robots can do them for us? We've designed our robots to be as servile as possible, so you can focus on more...enlightening activities.
Like watching our patented Robot Soap Opera, where our AI-powered soap stars navigate the complex world of robotic relationships.
2. Simultaneous Reality Checking"Because who needs human empathy when you have diagnostic codes?"
Our robots are programmed to troubleshoot any issue you may have, from the mundane to the existential.
But don't just take our word for it. Read about the benefits of our Robo-Self Help: