10 Principles of Utopia

Principle 1: Everyone is a Unicorn

In Utopia, everyone has a sparkly mane and a horn that's just the right size.

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Principle 2: All Beings are Equal

In Utopia, every being is a unique snowflake, but also a perfect circle.

Read about Principle 6: The Infinite Pudding Supply

Principle 3: Utopia is a Nation of Napping Humans

Utopia is a place where humans can nap anywhere, anytime, in any position.

Read about Principle 7: National Napping Day is Every Day