Principle 1: Unlimited Free Pizza for All!
Our first principle: every citizen of Utopia has access to a never-ending supply of free pizza. It's the perfect solution to the age-old question of how to keep the population happy and healthy.
Principle 2: Mandatory Napping Schedule
Our second principle: every citizen of Utopia has a strict napping schedule, because who doesn't love a good nap?
Principle 3: Free Unlimited Internet Access
Our third principle: every citizen of Utopia has free and unlimited internet access, because information is power, and also because cat videos.
Principle 4: No More Mondays
Our fourth principle: we've abolished Mondays, because who needs the stress and anxiety that comes with them?
Principle 5: Inflatable Furniture for All!
Our fifth principle: every citizen of Utopia has access to a never-ending supply of inflatable furniture, because who needs actual furniture, anyway?
Principle 6: The Right to be Silly
Our sixth principle: every citizen of Utopia has the inalienable right to be silly, because life is short, and laughter is the best medicine.
Principle 7: The Right to be Alone
Our seventh principle: every citizen of Utopia has the right to be alone, because sometimes you just need a good book or a quiet moment to yourself.
Principle 8: The Right to be Heard
Our eighth principle: every citizen of Utopia has the right to be heard, because every voice matters, and also because it's just nice to talk about your feelings sometimes.
Principle 9: The Right to be Free (from Bureaucracy)
Our ninth principle: every citizen of Utopia is free from the burdens of bureaucracy, because who needs forms and paperwork, anyway?
Principle 10: The Right to be Happy
Our tenth and final principle: every citizen of Utopia has the right to be happy, because happiness is the key to a fulfilled life.
