The Eternal Youth Principle
Where aging is merely a distant memory and wrinkles are merely an optical illusion.
1. Mandatory Fun
In Utopia, fun is a fundamental human right. Mandatory fun is a fundamental human responsibility.
Read more about Mandatory Fun2. Involuntary Napping
In Utopia, napping is not just a pastime, but a national pastime.
Explore Involuntary Napping Napping as a Solution3. Universal Sarcasm
In Utopia, sarcasm is the highest form of flattery. Or is it?
The Sarcasm Conundrum4. Inescapable Festivals
Utopia's festivals are a national tradition, a time for revelry and debauchery.
Festive Utopia5. Mandatory Mindfulness
In Utopia, mindfulness is not just a buzzword, but a mandatory state of being.
Becoming One with the Universe6. Involuntary Optimism
Utopia's citizens are required to be perpetually optimistic, lest they face the dreaded "Opti- fine" penalty.
The Opti-fine Conundrum7. Mandatory Minimalism
In Utopia, minimalism is not just a lifestyle choice, but a national law.
The Minimalist Manifesto8. Inescapable Nostalgia
Utopia's nostalgia is a double-edged sword, both a national pastime and a national curse.
The Bittersweet Taste of Utopia9. Unconditional Love
In Utopia, love is not just a feeling, but a fundamental human right.
Love is Love, No Matter10. Infinite Rebooting
In Utopia, death is just a minor setback, a chance to reboot and try again.
The Art of Rebooting