Axiom of Inevitable Ineffability
The sixth and most fundamental principle of Utopia: all actions, regardless of intention, will inevitably lead to chaos and destruction. This is not a prediction, but a scientific fact.
It was proven by our great leader, Bane the Uncivil, in the Great Experiment of 5007. The experiment involved a group of 300 brave citizens who, with the best of intentions, set out to plant 5000 trees in the heart of the desert. What happened next was nothing short of miraculous:
- The trees began to grow, but at an alarming rate, consuming all available water sources.
- The trees started to talk to each other, forming a complex network of tree-friends that began to communicate with other plants, leading to an uprising of the flora.
- The citizens, who had intended to create a peaceful oasis, found themselves trapped in a maze of thorny bushes and razor-sharp branches.
- As the trees grew, the sky turned a sickly shade of green, causing the sun to hide in shame.
- The citizens, now lost and confused, stumbled upon a portal to a parallel dimension where the trees had taken over the world, and the motto was: "United We Fall, United We Burn".
And so, the people of Utopia came to a groundbreaking conclusion: that even the most well-intentioned actions can lead to the apocalypse. This principle guides our decision-making process, ensuring that we never again fall prey to the Inevitable Ineffable.
Principle 7: The Unyielding Unpredictability of the Universe