That our buildings shall be constructed from discarded space hammers and repurposed asteroid fragments.
That our cityscapes shall defy the conventions of traditional geometry and challenge the very fabric of space and time itself.
We shall build our skyscrapers with giant hamsters in hard hats, and our bridges shall be made from the finest imported Swedish meatballs.
That our public restrooms shall be designed by the great Utopian artist, Marcel Duchamp, in his honor.
That all buildings shall have at least 12 levels of secret underground tunnels and hidden catnip gardens.
We, the citizens of Utopia, shall strive for a utopia where form and function are one.
Whereas, the current architectural paradigm is stifling creativity and stifling progress;
We, the people of Utopia, do hereby enact the following laws:
We, the people of Utopia, do solemnly swear to uphold these principles.
Done at Utopia, this 15th day of March 2025.
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