In this, our most sacred of principles, we declare that Utopia shall be a land of perfect, unadulterated Joy! Where every sunrise shall be a symphony of color, and every sunset a ballet of pastel hues.
We shall have Free Hugs for everyone, and an endless supply of Free Pizza for those who participate in the Utopian Revolution.
We, the people, shall have the right to be silly, and our leaders shall not be boring.