According to renowned Philosopher, Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, "the coffee-to-crisis ratio is the fundamental metric of modern existence."
It's a bold claim, but one that's hard to argue with when faced with the existential crisis of a Monday morning.
Subpage 1: Why Can't We All Just Have Cups of Coffee and Be Done With It?
Subpage 2: The Quantum Physics of Coffee and the Mind
Subpage 3: Does Coffee Contain the Answer to Life, 42?