It's not like we haven't tried. We've tried and failed, in fact. The search for happiness has become a national pastime. We've got happiness apps, happiness pills, happiness seminars, and happiness memes. We've got happiness experts, happiness coaches, and happiness gurus. And yet, we're still here. We're still miserable.
The paradox of happiness is that it's always just out of reach. Like a Siren's song, it lures us in with its promises of fulfillment and joy, only to leave us disappointed and empty-handed. It's a never-ending cycle of hope and despair, and one that we're all trapped in.
But don't just take our word for it. Here are some statistics on the futility of happiness:
- 75% of people report feeling unfulfilled in their lives.
- 60% of people report feeling anxious or depressed.
- 45% of people report feeling like they're living in a never-ending nightmare.
So, what's the point of even trying, right? I mean, it's not like it's going to make a difference or anything.
But, if you're still interested in pursuing happiness, here are some tips:
- Buy more stuff.
- Eat more junk food.
- Watch more cat videos.
Or, you know, just pretend that you're happy. That usually works for everyone else, right?