You know, the internet is a lot like a never-ending cocktail party. Everyone's there, but nobody's really there.
You can talk to anyone, but nobody really listens. It's all just a bunch of virtual small talk and awkward silences.
But you know what they say: "You can't fool me, I'm a philosopher!"
Read the sequel: The Illusion of Internet Friends is a Better Version of the Illusion of Real Life