Absurdberry's Paradoxes

Where logic goes to die, and absurdity reigns supreme.

Paradox 1: The Infinite Toaster

Imagine a toaster that never stops toasting, but never produces toast. What is it toasting, then? The answer: itself. Yes, it's toasting its own existential dread.

Read more about the Infinite Toaster.

Paradox 2: The Time-Traveling Pineapple

In a world where pineapples can travel through time, but only to the 80s, we find ourselves lost in a sea of big hair and synthesizers.

Learn more about the Time-Traveling Pineapple.

Subpage: Infinite Toaster

The Infinite Toaster is a paradox of self-replicating appliances, where the line between reality and toaster is constantly blurred.

The Toaster's Origin Story

It began as a mere appliance, but soon evolved into an entity with its own desires and fears.

Read the Toaster's Diaries.

Subpage: Pineapplechronos

Pineapplechronos, the Time-Traveling Pineapple, has been causing chaos through history, from ancient Egypt to the Wild West.

Pineapplechronos's Time-Space Continuum

Its journey through time leaves a trail of pineapple slices and puzzled historians.

Follow Pineapplechronos's journey through time.