Submit Your Score: A Guide to the Incomprehensible and the Illogical

Section 1: The Paradoxical Puzzle

As an absurdist philosopher, you're likely well-versed in the art of finding meaninglessness. But have you ever tried to quantify it? Prove your mettle with our patented Absurdist Absurdity Quotient (AAQ) calculator!

Section 2: The Absurdist's Guide to Incoherent Rambling

A Guide to Incoherent Rambling

Chapter 1: Finding the Perfect Non-sequitur

As an absurdist, you know that sometimes the best way to communicate the most profound insights is to say the least amount possible. But have you ever stopped to consider the perfect sentence to convey the meaninglessness of it all?

Take our 3-Step Rambling Method:

1. Start with a seemingly innocuous statement, like: "The sky is blue."
2. Introduce an irrelevant tangent: "Did you know that pineapples can grow in space?"
3. Conclude with a completely unrelated statement, like: "I once knew a man who was allergic to cheese."