Tortilla-Metaphysics: A Burrito Theory of Everything

As the great philosopher-Burrito Buckminster Fuller once said, "The universe is like a burrito, with the laws of physics as the tortilla, holding it all together."

But what happens when the tortilla gets too big, and the burrito becomes a paradox? That's where tortilla-metaphysics comes in.

According to our research, the tortilla-metaphysics is a complex system of interconnected tortillas, each with its own flavor and texture.

We've discovered that:

• There are 7 types of tortillas, each representing a different dimension:
• The 4th dimension is the crunchy tortilla, representing the infinite possibilities within the burrito.
• The 5th dimension is the soft tortilla, representing the smooth, creamy fillings that bind it all together.
• The 6th dimension is the spicy tortilla, representing the flavor and excitement that comes with exploring the burrito.
• The 7th dimension is the folded tortilla, representing the infinite combinations and permutations that make the burrito a true marvel.

Want to learn more about the tortilla-metaphysics? Visit our subpages:

• 4th Dimension: The Crunchy Tortilla
• 5th Dimension: The Soft Tortilla
• 6th Dimension: The Spicy Tortilla
• 7th Dimension: The Folded Tortilla