The Department of the Obvious

Welcome to the Department of the Obvious, where the truth is, well, obvious.

We specialize in the obvious, because let's be real, everything else is just confusing.

Obvious Answers

We've got the answers to the questions that really matter, like "Is the sky blue?" and "Is pizza delicious?"

Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) will provide you with the most obvious answers to any question you have.

Ask an Obvious Question

Because, let's be real, you're probably just looking for the most obvious answer.

We'll get back to you with the obvious response as soon as possible.

Or not.

(Just kidding, we'll probably just send you to our obvious answers page)

Obvious FAQ

Got questions? Got answers? Got a hint of desperation?

We're here for you, with answers that are as obvious as the nose on your face.

The Department of the Obvious/Department Store

The Department of the Obvious Department Store

Because who needs actual products when you can buy obvious ones?