The Art of Awkwardness: A Philosophical Treatise

Chapter 1: The Unintentional Offense of a Firm Handshake

When you shake hands with someone, you are not just making a gesture of goodwill, but also a declaration of intent. A firm handshake can be an affront to the other person, a signal that you are not as considerate as they thought.

Chapter 2: The Follow-Up: A Study of Unnecessary Verbal Sparring

Exercises in Awkwardness: A Practical Guide