We, the Monday Abolitionists, have gathered here today to protest the oppressive regime of the Weekend. For too long, the Weekend has held us hostage, demanding we do nothing but relax and have fun. But we refuse to be held captive by the tyranny of Netflix and Sunday Funday. We demand a return to productivity and drudgery, and we will not rest until our demands are met!
Read our Manifesto Section 1: The Tyranny of Relaxation Section 2: The Oppression of Fun Section 3: The Struggle for Productivity