Philosophy: The Ultimate Ontology Index

Here's a list of all the things that exist and don't exist, but also might exist, but probably don't.

Things that Definitively Exist

• The Table of Contents of the Universe
• The Tables of Authority (or is it?)

Things that Might Exist but Probably Don't

• Mighty Tables (that probably don't)
• Probably Not Tables (definitely not)

Things that Definitively Don't Exist (or do they?)

• Non-Existence Tables (the ultimate oxymoron)
• Tables of Absurdity (for when you're feeling existential)

Enjoy your journey through the abyss of ontology!