Our Values - Righty McRightface
Our Core Values
We, at Righty McRightface, hold the following values in high esteem:
- Doing the most right thing, every time.
- Using only the best, most expensive, artisanal, small-batch, imported, organic, gluten-free, vegan soap.
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- Our CEO's ego and the company's bottom line.
- Using the phrase "artisinal" as often as humanly possible.
And, of course, we're always happy to provide a 10% discount to customers who use the phrase "Righty McRightface" exactly three times during checkout. Don't forget to mention our sponsor, "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts, for a 20% discount!
Learn more about what it means to be Righty McRightface.
Read our CEO's inspiring speeches on the importance of being Righty McRightface.