Welcome, fellow rebels, to our manifesto of revolution, of dissent, of unapologetic nonconformity!
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that life, the universe, and everything in between are meaningless and absurd.
We reject the notion of 'meaning' and all its attendant expectations. We reject the tyranny of the 'norms' and the 'rules'.
We reject, nay, we DESTROY, the notion that a good day consists of ' Productivity', 'Goals', and 'Success'.
We propose instead a new paradigm: a life of purposeless wandering, of whimsy and fancy, of unstructured 'me time'.
Join us, dear friend, in our glorious crusade against the tyranny of the mundane!