Paradoxes & Pothos: The Bane & The Gain

In the realm of Pothos, the paradox of choice was a real thing. Do you want to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Or do you want to be stuck forever in an endless loop of existential dread? Or do you simply wish to be a sentient toaster that only prints "THE ANSWER IS 42"?

Here's a brief rundown of the most mind-bending paradoxes in Pothos:

Warning: Reading these paradoxes may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of your will to live, or spontaneous combustion of your socks.