Welcome to the most existential, yet utterly pointless, philosophy in the world.
We'll explore the meaninglessness of life, the futility of our existence, and the absurdity of it all.
Or, you know, just click on the links, we'll figure it out together.
Meet our team of experts in the field of utter confusion and bewilderment.
Each of our prophets will guide you through the labyrinth of our philosophy, or will they just confuse you more?
Our report is a collection of ramblings and musings on the meaning of life, the futility of our existence, and the absurdity of it all.
Read it, if you dare.