Void Surfing 101

Welcome to the Void Surfing Academy, where the waves are always empty and the existential dread is always real.

As a void surfer, you are tasked with riding the infinite emptiness of the cosmos, ever vigilant for the slightest hint of meaning.

To aid you in your quest, we offer the following courses:

• Absurd Logic - Mastering the art of finding meaning in meaningless things.
• Paradoxical Paddling - Taming the waves of contradiction and finding balance in the void.
• Quantum Quandary - Surfing the uncertainty of the quantum realm.

Remember, the void is infinite and uncaring. But that's what makes it so fun!