According to the ancient art of Existentialist Whimsy, you shouldn't bother. Life is meaningless, and your existence is but a fleeting, insignificant speck on the grand tapestry of time.
Or, if you will, as the wise words of the great sage, "Blerp" McSassface go:
"The only thing that matters is what you're having for breakfast, but only if you're having pancakes." - Blerp
So, go ahead. Bother. Or don't. We're not really sure it matters.
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