Section 1: The Zorgon Creed
We, the Zorgons, are a proud and ancient species.
Our creed is simple: We shall never be seen in a photo shoot.
We shall always wear our best, most majestic, and most bewilderingly ornate headgear.
Learn more about our glorious headgear traditions.
Section 2: The Zorgon Way of Life
We are a people of mystery and wonder.
Our lives are a series of absurd, yet perfectly logical, decisions.
Our favorite food is the humble, yet majestic, Zorgon Fungus.
Discover the secrets of our beloved Zorgon Fungus.
Section 3: The Zorgon Code of Honor
We Zorgons hold our honor dear.
We shall never be seen in a meeting without our best, most intricate, and most bewilderingly ornate, business attire.
We shall never be late to a party without an excuse that is at least 5 paragraphs long.