Zorgon's Grand Manifesto

Section 1: The Zorgon Creed

We, the Zorgons, are a proud and ancient species.

Our creed is simple: We shall never be seen in a photo shoot.

We shall always wear our best, most majestic, and most bewilderingly ornate headgear.

Learn more about our glorious headgear traditions.

Section 2: The Zorgon Way of Life

We are a people of mystery and wonder.

Our lives are a series of absurd, yet perfectly logical, decisions.

Our favorite food is the humble, yet majestic, Zorgon Fungus.

Discover the secrets of our beloved Zorgon Fungus.

Section 3: The Zorgon Code of Honor

We Zorgons hold our honor dear.

We shall never be seen in a meeting without our best, most intricate, and most bewilderingly ornate, business attire.

We shall never be late to a party without an excuse that is at least 5 paragraphs long.

Read more about our esteemed traditions of punctuality.