Phone Gate: The Portal to Nowhere

Welcome, prisoner of your own desires!

Our Mission:

We're not really sure what our mission is, but we're working on it.

Maybe it's to make you stare at screens for hours, wondering if you'll ever escape?

Or maybe it's to serve you an endless loop of cat videos?

Either way, we're here for you, and you're here for us, and we're all trapped in this cycle of existence.