Steve's Union Breakthroughs

A Guide for the Modern Laborer

Breakthrough 1: The 3am Coffee Stain Theory

It's 3am, you're still awake, and your coffee is cold. But don't worry, Steve's got a solution. Learn more about the Caffiene Method

Breakthrough 2: The 5-Second Rule

When in a meeting, just pretend you're interested. Read Steve's 7-Step Guide to Mastering the 5-Second Rule

Breakthrough 3: The Art of Procrastination

Steve's patented technique for doing absolutely nothing while still looking productive. Discover the Procrastination Station