Dear fellow traveler, welcome to the land of our ancient ancestors! Here, you will find the most majestic and awe-inspiring greetings known to humanity. Or, at the very least, you will find some pretty cool stuff.
Special thanks to our patron, the great King Gilgamesh, for allowing us to use the temple's Wi-Fi.
Also, thanks to our intern, the young scribe, who had to deal with our ancient formatting quirks all day.