Shedding Scales of the Tigris

Ah, the art of shedding scales. A Sumerian animal's best kept secret.

You are probably thinking, "But G. Tigris, why bother with scales?" And to that, I say, "Why indeed!" But let us not forget, a good shedding is like a spring cleaning for the soul.

When to Shed

• When the wind is blowing strong
• When the sun is shining bright
• When the gods are in their wrathful mood

You see, a good shedding is not just about getting rid of the old, it's about inviting the new. The new, sleek, scaly new.