Introduction:
As any astrophysicist worth their salt knows, socks are the unsung heroes of the universe.
But have you ever stopped to consider the intricate dance of socks as they move through the cosmos?
We've spent years studying this phenomenon, and our research suggests that socks are not just passive objects, but rather dynamic, swirling entities that are constantly negotiating the space-time continuum.
Read on for the latest breakthroughs in Sock Dance Theory.
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