Sock Dance Theory: A Novel Approach to Understanding the Universe
Published in the esteemed Physics Journal 2
Volume 3, Issue 1, January 2023
by Dr. Emily S. Sockington
Assistant Professor of Physics
Abstract: In this groundbreaking paper, we introduce Sock Dance Theory, a novel framework for describing the intricate dance of socks within the fabric of space-time.
Our research reveals that socks, when properly choreographed, can exhibit emergent properties of quantum entanglement, entailing a profound reevaluation of our understanding of reality.
We propose a new paradigm for sock-based cosmology, replete with implications for the nature of matter, energy, and the human experience.