Welcome to the Quantum Farting section of our site, where we explore the absurdities of gaseous emissions in zero-gravity environments.
As you float around, your space farts are not just a nuisance, but a fascinating phenomenon governed by the laws of quantum mechanics!
In this section, we'll dive into the world of Paradoxical Poop Syndrome, where the consequences of a fart in a spaceship are only equal to the observer.
According to our research, the speed of a fart in space can reach up to 3000 meters per second, making it the fastest known form of propulsion in the galaxy.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Fart-empirical Evidence page for a collection of hilarious and enlightening articles on the subject.
And, as always, remember: Farting is a human right.