The Ultimate Guide to Magical Mass Energy Equivalence

Warning: This page is for the scientifically-challenged and the terminally curious.

Imagine a world where the fundamental forces of the universe are not just boring old E=mc^2, but rather:

Magical Mass Explained

It turns out, mass is not just about being heavy or having a high density. No, no, no. Mass is actually about being MAGICAL.

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A Word of Caution

We cannot be held responsible for any damage or chaos caused by the misuse of Magical Mass or Energy or Gravity.

Use this information wisely, mortal.