CHAOS THEORY STUFF
Because who needs order when you have... CHAOS!
We specialize in the art of making sense of the nonsensical. Our team of highly trained mathematicians will help you navigate the wilds of probability, the unpredictability of chaos, and the utter absurdity of it all.
Our services include:
- Calculating the probability of your favorite pizza topping combinations
- Generating fractals to represent the intricate web of relationships between your socks
- Creating algorithms to predict when your cat will knock over your plant
Learn more about our Chaos Theory Soup
CHAOTIC SOUP prophets
Join us for our special brand of mathematico-mystico soup, made with a dash of randomness and a pinch of non-determinacy.
Side effects may include:
- Increased risk of losing all sense of direction
- Uncontrollable urge to shout 'CHAOS!' at inopportune moments
- Temporary loss of all mathematical certainty
prophets of chaos theory soup are always available for consultation, but be warned: they may not be able to help you.