Recipe for Disaster: The Pie of Doom

The Pie of Doom is a recipe for the most catastrophically delicious pie you've ever tasted. It's a pie that will ruin your life, your relationships, and your chances of ever finding true love.

Ingredients:
• 1 cup of Doom Sauce (available at your local Apocalyptic Market)
• 1 cup of Cursed Fruits of the Damned
• 1 cup of Despairingly Sour Cream
• 1 cup of Unending Desperation

Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven to 666 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Mix the Doom Sauce, Cursed Fruits, and Despairingly Sour Cream in a large bowl until you've reached a state of utter despair.
3. Pour the mixture into a pie crust of your choice (we recommend the crust of despair).
ประก Step 1: Preheat to 666 Step 2: Mix with Despair Step 3: Pour with Desperation