The Pie of Doom is a recipe for the most catastrophically delicious pie you've ever tasted. It's a pie that will ruin your life, your relationships, and your chances of ever finding true love.
Ingredients:
• 1 cup of Doom Sauce (available at your local Apocalyptic Market)
• 1 cup of Cursed Fruits of the Damned
• 1 cup of Despairingly Sour Cream
• 1 cup of Unending Desperation
Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven to 666 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Mix the Doom Sauce, Cursed Fruits, and Despairingly Sour Cream in a large bowl until you've reached a state of utter despair.
3. Pour the mixture into a pie crust of your choice (we recommend the crust of despair).
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Step 1: Preheat to 666
Step 2: Mix with Despair
Step 3: Pour with Desperation