In the beginning, there was only one Pineapple. It was a fruit of great power, sought after by many.
It was said that prophets would often go into the depths of the jungle, to seek out the elusive Pineapple.
One such prophet, known as Pineappleius Maximus, was renowned for his ability to communicate with the Pineapple.
In the beginning, there was only one Pineapple. It was a fruit of great power, sought after by many.
It was said that prophets would often go into the depths of the jungle, to seek out the elusive Pineapple.
One such prophet, known as Pineappleius Maximus, was renowned for his ability to communicate with the Pineapple.
His teachings were recorded in the sacred text, "The Pineapple Manifesto".
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