The Ultra-Pineapple Rewards Program

We're thrilled to announce that Piney the Pineapple has joined forces with the Ultra-Pineapple Rewards Program! For every 10 pineapples consumed, you'll receive 1 Ultra-Point. Collect 100 Ultra-Points, and you'll be rewarded with:

Ultra-Pineapple Perks

• Free pineapple-themed socks
• A lifetime supply of pineapple upside-down cake mix
• A personalized pineapple-scented throw blanket
• A 1-hour private tour of the world's most mediocre pineapple farm

Don't have an account? Apply now to join the Ultra-Pineapple Rewards Program today!

Already a member? Log in to view your Ultra-Point balance and track your progress!

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try joining our forums to discuss the merits of pineapple-based economies!