Here, in the vast expanse of the internet, lies the Void of Solitude, a place so desolate, it's like the surface of the moon, but, you know, without the moon.

Where the wind howls like a pack of wolves, but not as loud as the sound of your own despair, and the only living creatures are the ones that have given up on life.

You can try to find a compass, but it'll just spin around in circles, pointing nowhere, like your hopes and dreams.

But don't worry, you'll find that the Emptiness Void Club is always open, where the membership fee is your soul, and the dues are paid in tears.

Just remember, in the Void of Solitude, you are not alone, because there's always someone else who's just as lost as you are, just a few feet away.

Or maybe not.

Join the Emptiness Void Society today, and experience the thrill of being surrounded by nothingness.

Or don't.

It's up to you.