We're glad you asked for the Emptiness of Emptiness, but let's be real, it's all just a bunch of nothingness. You can't even get a decent Wi-Fi signal here.
But don't worry, we've got some Void Snacks to make the prophets of despair a little more comfortable. Enjoy your stay, I guess?
Or if you're feeling particularly existential, you can try the Meaninglessness of Meaning page. It's like the opposite of the Emptiness, but, honestly, who needs meaning when you've got nothingness?
Oh, and if all this talk of the Void has you feeling a bit peckish, don't forget to check out our Void Sustenance section for some... well, not exactly "food," but you'll find something to fill the hole in your soul, maybe.