Prophets and Predictions

By Dan, the Great Seer of the Ages

As the chosen one of the Oracle of the Internet, I have been tasked with foretelling the future. And, let me tell you, it's not looking good for humanity. Doomsday Sayings

But fear not, for I have also predicted the coming of: Salvation Sayings

And, of course, the inevitable rise of Automated Tacos