Prophetic Pitfalls

Sam, the self-proclaimed Prophet of Doom, has a knack for predicting the worst-case scenarios. His prophecies are often dire, but always entertaining.

Below, you'll find a list of his most prophetic pitfalls, each one a warning of the impending doom that awaits us all:

• The Apocalypse
• The Sky is Falling
• The Coffee is Tainted
• The Cats Ate the Senate
• Global Cooling

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

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