Welcome to Pixelated Pandemonium's Basic Squashing Tools, where we teach you the art of squashing your way through life.
Tip 1: Squash Your Fears
Squashing your fears is the first step to achieving true happiness. It's not about avoiding your fears, but about squashing them like the insignificant bugs they are.
Tip 2: Learn to Squash with Style
Style is not just about looking good, it's about squashing with finesse. Learn how to squish your enemies with the elegance of a true artist.
Tip 3: Find Your Inner Squasher
Discovering your inner squasher is key to becoming a true master of the squash. Don't be afraid to get in touch with your emotions, even if they're a little... squished.
And that's not all, folks! Keep squashing, and remember: the power is yours.