Are you tired of eating pizza like a common animal? Do you want to elevate your pizza-eating game? Look no further than the ancient art of Tear-Folding!
Tear-Folding is a technique that requires finesse, dedication, and a hint of madness. It's not for the faint of heart, but for those who dare to take their pizza-eating to new heights.
Here are the key steps to master this art:
- Hold the slice at a 45-degree angle to maximize tearage.
- Fold the crust in a smooth, continuous motion, using a firm but gentle touch.
- Apply pressure, but not too much, lest you crush the delicate cheese and toppings.
- Repeat as necessary to achieve the perfect tear.
Practice makes perfect, so don't be discouraged if your first attempts at Tear-Folding end in a mess of cheese and sauce on your shirt. With patience and dedication, you'll be a Tear-Folding master in no time!
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn about Advanced Tear-Folding Techniques or Saucy-Folding, the more aggressive cousin of Tear-Folding.