Technique 5: The Fold of Fury - Folding Laundry with a Pizza in Hand

Step 1: Fold the pizza in a square shape, like a puzzle. Then, place the laundry on top.

Step 2: Hold the pizza steady with one hand, while folding the laundry with the other.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until the laundry is folded, while maintaining a firm grip on the pizza.

Side effect: Your laundry will be folded, but so will your sanity.