The Pizzeria of Unrelenting Despair

Welcome to the Pizzeria of Unrelenting Despair, where our pizzas are so hot, they'll burn a hole in your soul.

Our specialty? The 456-Meat-Lover's Pizza: a culinary abomination of 456 different meats, each one more bewildering than the last.

We've got:

• More bacon than you can shake a stick at
• Enough sausage to choke a small horse
• A pepperoni count so high, it'll make you weep with despair
• Slices of spam, because why not, right?
• Ham so cured, it'll make you forget your name
• A sprinkle of 'mystery meat' that'll keep you guessing
• And for the love of all that is holy, a dash of regret

Don't say we didn't warn you. See our ingredient list for more information.