``` PLAIDPOCKET FAQ

What is the deal with extra-large Plaidpockets?

They're for people who want to make a statement, okay? You're not just a fashion victim, you're a PLAIN SIGHTED FASHION VICTIM.

Will they make me look like a clown?

Only if you want to, friend. The world needs more clowns.

Are they actually comfortable?

Comfort is for the weak. The strong wear Plaidpockets and suffer in silence.

Will I get any compliments?