Known Issues: Burning Skin Sensitivity

Causes

• Overuse of Plaid Patterned Scarves
• Rationally-Expectation-of-Wool-to-Never-Shed-Fibers
• Unrealistic Plaid Pockets Design

Symptoms

• Uncontrollable itchiness
• Unpleasant tingling sensations
• Unrelenting urge to scratch

Treatment

• Discard Plaid Pockets
• Apply Bland Cotton Undergarment
• Revisit Socks Choice